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URINALYSIS - Shouldn't you have to pass a urine test to collect a welfare check, since I have to pass one to earn it for them???


TAGS: inquiring minds want to know
Rating: 4.12/5

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terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:33 am
if marijuana was legal, then it would be illegal to fire someone for having it in their system. someone would have to have levels high enough to prove they are intoxicated, because having a trace of it in your system doesnt affect safety or work at all.
terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:32 am
the f***ed up thing about it is that speed and other drugs pass out of the system within 12 hours. marijuana stays in long after the user has sobered up. drug testing is just discrimination against people who choose pot in favour of harder drugs.
terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:32 am
the f***ed up thing about it is that speed and other drugs pass out of the system within 12 hours. marijuana stays in long after the user has sobered up. drug testing is just discrimination against people who choose pot in favour of harder drugs.
terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:31 am
the reason you have to do a urine test to go to work, but welfare recipients dont, is because the government cares more about your privacy and freedom than your employer does. its why the government has a constitution and your employer doesnt.
JGalt - September 15, 2012, 10:44 pm
Heck, politicians should be drug tested after every vote too! lol
JGalt - September 15, 2012, 10:43 pm
agreed. Many companies have a policy to test for drugs/alcohol with any accident. I'd say make it mandatory for any police shooting or beating/violence...
SethMythrax - September 15, 2012, 10:38 pm
I think any law enforcement officers should be tested regularily because I know of a few cops that are coke heads 7 the last thing I want is a cop that is drugged up aiming a gun at me.....


REPUBLICANS -




OBAMASTAN - Future name for America. Obamastan: Glorious Socialist Worker's Paradise, Land of gun control and redistributed wealth




BEER - Is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Ben Franklin




DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS ALL AGREE -




COMMUNIST UNCLE SAM - Wants you




IGNORANCE AND WANT - Ignore them at your peril.




'LIKE MR.BEAN, ONLY AMERICAN!' - London 2012: Romney at the Olympics.




Donald Trump & Al Sharpton: Best Friends Forever -




Shakedown Artist Sharpton -


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Rating: 5/5

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Zeitguy - January 1, 2015, 9:56 pm
Sometimes Vik makes a valid point. But in no way does validation for this regurgitated point of view validate this diatribe.


Wannabe Dictator Trump Goes Full-Blown Mussolini -




BERNANKE: "UNEMPLOYMENT WILL RANGE BETWEEN 8.2 AND 8.5 % BY END 2012." - “I will be held accountable,” “If I don’t have this done in three years, then there’s going to be a one-term proposition.”




DEMOCRATS RENAME AMERICA "WEST GREECE" -




I WESENT ANY IMPWICATIONS - I wesent the impwications that my efforts wesulted in the cowwapse of Fweddie Mac and Fannie Mae.. these institutions wemain vewy solvent and I will wead the investigation into any iweegal impwopwieties!"




Stupid Trump Quote #97 -




THE OBAMINATOR -




WANTED - For the murder of over 5000 US military men and women.




liberals are so stupid, they're self destructive -




RICK SCOTT - They should ask for his papers, he looks like a damn space alien.




POLITICIANS AND LOBBYISTS - Some will sell their soul to get what they want




$15 minimum wage -




Liberal stupidity -


TAGS: stupid liberals want to tax you buy the mileage you drive
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - October 29, 2013, 6:52 pm
Well this is kind of a 2 way street. At the same time Liberals could point out that you're going out of your way paying more taxes to promote and use old antiquated technology.


Self responsibility -




"...WANTON ABUSE AND VIOLENCE..." -




First Democrats centralized healthcare -




tawana brawley case -




want -


TAGS: want
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - July 5, 2013, 10:38 pm
Thanks!
Curlyrocks - July 5, 2013, 9:58 pm
Perfect poster 5L


DEMOCRATIC STRATEGY - Time-tested! Time to think for yourselves instead of listening to the liberal sound-bytes




Not the end of the world -




WANNA-BE - When I heard Reagan had balls this big, I said: "Me, tooooo!"




Budget failures -




Labor Losers -




Gillard and Swan -


TAGS: gillard swan budget failures waste
Rating: 5/5

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Rudedog - May 7, 2013, 7:45 am
Feel for you Australia


Gillard and Swan -




"...on the issue of the Trayvon Martin ruling..." -




Obamacare covers birth control? -




RABID LIBERALS - They are like zombies, they want to eat your brains ...




ONE OF THE BOYS - In terms of Sports, in Barney's own words- he's "no wonger a tight end but now a wide wecievah". He'd be well wecieved in pwison.




GROUND ZERO MOSQUE - I'm investing in this Franchise right next door. My buddy is putting a strip joint/bar on the other side. Investors needed.




COLLECTIVE BARGAINING - Even Labor leader George Meany and FDR opposed collective bargaining!




ARE YOU SHITTIN ME! - He failed on all of his campaign promises and you reelected him. What have you gotten me into?




PRESIDENT BARACK ZIGZAG - 'Cuz of the double, wait triple, wait quadruple...dip recession.




Gillard Rudd -




YOU DAMN KIDS... - get off my damn lawn!




MORE HYPOCRISY FROM THE LEFT -




THE DISCLOSE ACT - Because Nothing says "Silence the Opposition" like exempting traditionally democratic organizations from regulations they impose on others!




HE WANTS YOU BUT HOW DOES HE WANT YOU? - Everyone has a creepy uncle, but America is the only country with a national creepy uncle.




RESIGNATION - The citizens of Arizona would like this clown to submit his - ASAP!




OBAMA'S GREATEST FEAR - Meeting with brutal dictators, no problem. Talking with only news network that asks tough questions, NO WAY!




WET ME EXPWAIN THIS ONE MOAH TIME - Thew is nuffiing wong with Fweddie Mack or Fannie Mae. But I am gonna make shooa I fix em bowf wid Kwiss Dodd hewping me


TAGS: bowney fwank
Rating: 3.5/5

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JGalt - December 17, 2013, 2:50 am
many more scandals in the interim
JGalt - December 17, 2013, 2:50 am
He retired before they could go after him
RonaldReagan - December 13, 2013, 11:22 am
Why isn't he impeached?
JGalt - November 24, 2012, 9:32 am
back when fakes were not spam...


PARTS OF THE CONSTITUTION CHANGED OVER TIME -




YOU WANT BLOOD? - You Got It.




GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS - Good News: unemployment is down Bad News: Mostly part time jobs at McDonalds because Obama gave them Obamacare waivers!




OBAMA AUTHORIZES MURDER - The "Presidential Assassination Program" allows the murder of Am. citizens away from the battlefield if the White House determines them to be a terrorist. No trial or due process. There's change for you.




ILLEGAL FOREIGNERS -




STARFLEET - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Lingers On




DO YOU -




PROPAGANDA, WHAT PROPAGANDA? - Joseph Goebbel's catchphrase,sound familiar?




MYSPACE! - Who the freak uses Myspace anymore?




DEMONIC -




CONSERVATISM - This photo is an example of the best way to bring nothing but logic and facts to a rational discussion on ideology.


TAGS: wantonly tenders fallacies obsessively
Rating: 2.71/5

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crankyhead - July 3, 2013, 1:15 pm
This was actually a tribute to you, fox.
foxrecon19d - July 1, 2013, 8:24 pm
This ph**o is the best example of CRANKYHEAD reacting to logic and facts presented to his illogical whining about ideology
crankyhead - March 27, 2013, 8:00 am
Or if you prefer, you could always check out the last conversation you had, over at religifake.
Renza - March 27, 2013, 7:59 am
Judging by the body language and facial expressions, he's probably not a liberal, more likely a conservative... I'm guessing tea party.
crankyhead - March 27, 2013, 7:59 am
Check the forums out IPA, the poster is factually accurate.
ipaprime - March 27, 2013, 12:44 am
and here i thought that was a liberal
PapaFox - March 26, 2013, 8:48 pm
:-D


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JESUS -




Gillard Swan Wong -




Gillard and Swan -




Obama & Santa -




marine la pen -




wants to be.... -




Sleep In We Much -




Trump says to his campaign manager: "You're fired!" -




Stupid Trump Quote #76 -




Roy Moored -


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Rating: 5/5

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BarackObama - November 20, 2017, 9:45 pm
Thankfully, in America, it's not. It is only the fault of the victim when the rapist is a Democrat.
inflatedego - November 20, 2017, 8:23 pm
Projecting much?!_1


While the RAPEpubliKKKlans were at home spamming the internet with memes attacking Hillary -


TAGS: trump loses sam wang 538
Rating: 5/5

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inflatedego - November 22, 2017, 11:00 pm
Did you finally get furloughed or did it take a year to chew through the leather straps?


the FOOL -


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Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - September 9, 2016, 12:09 am
vote#TrumpPence16


Obama Immigration Policy Poster Girl -


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Rating: 4.67/5

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Bandit5906 - February 7, 2016, 2:35 pm
A perfect poster girl! 5L
fauxnews - February 7, 2016, 5:08 am
Nuts.


liberals are in favor of free speech -


TAGS: free speech includes what you may not want to hear
Rating: 1.96/5

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calron - May 25, 2015, 8:29 pm
Actually the pic itself about a free speech event that was cancelled because part was deemed offensive.
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 6:42 pm
the only thing you acheive by doing this, is making more people vote for hillary, soely because she's the only offered alternative to the republican candidate, whom they hate soely because that candidate is a republican.
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 6:07 pm
insulting a stereotype is not an argument, its troll bait. you're intentionally trying to provoke people by attacking a label they identify with.
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 6:00 pm
conservatives will preach about freedom, but they're suddenly outraged when someone suggests that the drug war is a scam to allow the expansion and militarisation of the police, distracting us from the massive tax burden the prison system creates...
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 5:48 pm
conservatives support the right of citizens to have a say in how their government is run... except when you disagree with them... and they have the money to buy an election.
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 5:45 pm
conservatives are opposed to government interference... but only if you're white.


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